I'm Hung Like An Outlaw Baby

young_funny_guy @ 2006-07-26T18:38:00

2006-07-26T22:38:35Z

fuck life.

survey.

2005-12-03T16:30:02Z

1. Full Name: Douglas Christopher Labadie
2. Nicknames: Koug, Lab The Leader, D Lab, D Unit
3. Birthday: October 17th, 1987
4. Place of Birth: Providence Hospital- Southfield
5. Zodiac Sign: Libra
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: 12
8. School you go to: SOUTHFIELD
9. Occupation: file clerk @ 45-A District Court
10. Residence: Southfield
11. Screen Name: SlipNbleed1017

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: dirty blonde
13. Hair Length: umm…short/long-ish
14. Eye color: green
15. Best Feature: my left ear
16. Height: just about 6 feet.
17. Braces: believe it or not, I wanted braces but never got them.
18. Glasses: indeed, but I only use them during school.
19. Piercings: none yet. I plan to get gauges and I might get my lip pierced.
20. Tattoos: One on my right hip area. It’s an eighth note with my dad’s initials around it in his authentic signature.
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: I think it was Richard Burton, until he beat the shit out of my cousin Kiel. I think that was our falling out, thanks a lot Kiel.
23. First Award: I got Gold Glove for my little league baseball team, I was honored.
24. First Sport You Joined: I don’t count karate so…baseball.
25. First pet: Merlin and Blaze both dogs(the best dogs ever). Blaze had to be put to sleep a couple years ago, but Merlin is 14 and still alive and he really is the best dog ever.
26. First Real Vacation: to visiter my sister in new york I suppose.
27. First Concert: oh fuck, umm…I think it was Huey Lewis and The News. My first real concert was Fall Out Boy with Punchline, Less than Jake and TOMMY TWO TONE!!
28. First Love: Kyleigh Marie Clark. She is my first love and she is also my last love because I truly believe we will be together until I die.

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Four Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Old School.
30. TV Show: Family Guy and The War at Home.
31. Colors: blue and green.
32. Rapper: Common, Kanye, Eminem, Ludacris.
33. Band: to narrow it down to 3, I would have to go with Say Anything, Motion City Soundtrack and Brand New.
34. Song: right now it’s “Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too” by Say Anything.
35. Friend: Kyleigh, Kiel, Kristie, Keri, Dana, Stacey, Alan, Sam, Gary, Marcus.
36. Candy: christmas M & M’s…for some reason they taste better to me.
37. Sport to Play: football, basketball, hacky sack.
38. Restaurant: Max and Erma’s or Buddy’s.
39. Favorite brand to wear: I don’t know, I like band t-shirts as cliché as it may be.
40. Store: I dig American Eagle.
41. School Subject: I really dig Pre-Calc for some strange reason. Most people hate math and I kind of like it.
42. Animal: dogs fo sho.
43. Book: If You Give a Moose a Muffin.
44. Magazine: Alternative Press(AP), Transworld Skateboarding, Playboy and FHM.
45. Shoes: I dig the XL2’s I have.

___Currently___

46. Feeling: kind of sick, miss my girlfriend and tired as fuck.
47. Single or Taken: extremely taken.
48. Have a crush: no, I got what I wanted.
49. Eating: nothing, but I wish I had Rally’s in my gullet.
50. Drinking: I love Fruit2o, its delicious.
51. Typing: quite obviously you dumbass fucking survey.
53. Listening To: Brian Setzer Orchestra’s version of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch…not my choice.
54. Thinking About: how bad I don’t want to clean the damn basement.
55. Wanting To: hang out with the KKKK(Kyleigh, Kiel, Kristie, Keri) and avoid cleaning the basement.
56. Watching: the fucking computer screen.
57. Wearing: black sweat pants, an inside out Osiris shirt and red plaid undies.

___Future___

58. Want Kids: eventually.
59. Want to be Married: definitely.
60. Careers in Mind: Electrical Engineer
61. Where do you want to live: a nice neighborhood.
62. Car: monte carlo.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?___

63. Hair color: I like blonde with streaks optional.
64. Hair length: I’m into longish hair on girls.
65. Eye color: brown(pond water lol).
66. Measurements: Im not familiar with measurements, I like all of Kyleigh’s curves and measurements though.
67. Cute or Sexy: both, depending on the situation.
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes.
69. Hugs or Kisses: I dig making out, but hugs are nice too.
70. Short or Tall: shorter than me.
71. Easygoing or serious: mainly easygoing but serious on the right occasions.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: they are one in the same if you ask me, so both.
73. Fatty or Skinny: doesn’t matter as long as they don’t care what size they are.
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: being a trouble make can be sexy sometimes.

___Have you ever?___

78. Kissed a Stranger: I agree with stacey, I have kissed strange people.
79. Had Alcohol: technically, someone made me have a Mike’s Hard Lemonade when I was 8 and my crazy aunt mary gave me watermelon pucker when I was young too.
80. Smoked: no, never have, never will.
81. Run Away From Home: tried, I hid in our tree and obviously I wasn’t very good at it.
82. Broken a bone: I tore a ligament.
83. Gotten an X-ray: plenty, and I have had some MRI’s.
85. Broken Someones Heart: nope, been heartbroken though.
86. Broken Up With Someone: umm…the one time I was going to break up with someone, my ex girlfriend at the time did it for me…it was very rude and wasn’t my idea.
87. Cried When Someone died: I think so.
88Cried At School: no, not as far as I remember.

__Do You Believe In___

89. God: no
90.Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: yes
92 Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: yes ♥
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell: yes
97. Angels: no
98. Kissing on The first Date: most definitely, I kiss on every date.
99. Horoscopes: yes

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have? Absolutely not, I have who I wanted and I always will have her.
I LOVE YOU KYLEIGH MARIE CLARK.

young_funny_guy @ 2005-11-16T20:23:00

2005-11-17T01:23:56Z

Whats your home town?	Southfield
Whens your birthday?	10/17/87
Rock or hip/hop music?	rock, but i like some hip hop.
Italians or the irish?	i have to say irish, because italians are douschebags.
Starbucks or carribeau coffee?	starbucks
Mountain dew or coke?	coke
Basket ball or football?	football
Jessica simpson or Britney spears?	Titney
Your favorite color is? (one)	blue
Your favorite holiday is?	christmas
Ever thought you were in love?	i know i am
Whats your nationality?	i dont know...i'm a mutt.
Favorite dog?	merlin(german shepherd) or a beagle
Favorite food?	buffalo chicken
Favorite season?	fall
Would you like Caramel, Chocolate, or Vanilla?	chocolate
What places are you likely to visit?	any place with porn
Whats your eye color?	sexy green
Do you have a attitude?	of course
Are you ever impressed?	yes...by myself
Whats your Favorite TV show?	Family Guy
Whats your Favorite movie?	Four Brothers, or Tommy Boy
Have you ever been in a fight?	i was the champion of the O-G Boxing League
What Year are suppose to graduate?	2006
Dorks or Jocks?	jocks
street smart boys or school smart??	street, i like gangsters.
Shopping or Sleeping? (Tricky)	sleeping by far.
Walking or Talking?	talking...walking gets old.
Ever done drugs?	never have, never will.
Are you fake or real?	made of plastic
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

young_funny_guy @ 2005-11-12T11:42:00

2005-11-12T16:43:18Z

Your Pimp Name Is...

Prince Tickler

What's Your Pimp Name?

tattoo

2005-10-21T23:41:31Z

in case it is hard to tell where it is at...the tattoo is on my right hip area and the initials are L T L for my dad.

young_funny_guy @ 2005-10-11T09:32:00

2005-10-11T12:39:30Z

__anyonewilldo:

"I think that I should make everybody well aware that my very attractive cousin, the one and only young_funny_guy will be turning 18 on Monday, October seventeenth. Buy him a shitload of balloons. Or, better yet, give me your money and I'll buy him balloons. I swear."

-Yeah, Kiel loves me.

young_funny_guy @ 2005-10-07T05:53:00

2005-10-07T09:54:44Z

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY KRISTIE AGAR

concert and what not

2005-09-29T03:55:00Z

ok, so the panic! at the disco, boys night out, starting line, motion city soundtrack and fall out boy concert was tonight. got there at 5:15 and the line was bitch ass long, i swear it stretched to cleveland (ohio). we were walking and this illeged homeless african american gentleman was trying to throw 'bows with a security guard, which wouldnt have been the most intelligent decision he had ever made...then again it might have been because he is homeless. we finally get in and we have to sneak jonah onto the main floor, which wasnt a problem. so panic! at the disco(<3) started playing right as we walked in and they are sufficiently amazing. i love me some p!atd let me tell you. they only played four songs, but boys night out only take like 3 minutes to tear down and set up...which was stupendous. boys night out was pretty good, i little loud which was a little unpleasing to my eardrum...my cerabelim if you will. their keyboard player did not have her diamond thrown in the sky because she seemed to not be feeling the vibe. i honestly think she fell asleep at one point but the lead singer took care of that with his screaming. anyways, they were pretty good like i said. me, kyleigh, kiel and jonah got a little ass slappy, so we were a slapping and a pitching each others rumps. then motion city soundtrack came on...and if you have never seen them live, i recommend it strongly...they are truly amazing live. their self proclaimed "moog" player did his patented "moog handstand". it was t-i-g-h-t. they made me cum in my slacks. so anyway, i waited until starting line was about to start their set to go get merch because im not a huge fan of them...spent a well earned 50 dollars on a p!atd t-shirt and cd for myself and a mcs long sleeve for my incredible and well deserving girlfriend. my shirt is really hott but equally tiny. we then go back to the stage area and catch the last of starting line which was actually very good. then...here comes the big disappointment of the night. fall out boy takes about half of my entire life to set their shit up and then they come on and all the little girls start screaming...the lights are off...then suddenly, huge bright white lights come and there was confetti...i repeat...there was C-O-N-F-E-T-T-I. they were coordinated in school boy attire and there was a light show. i thought that perhaps fall out boy got lost and they had to be replaced by Nsync...i was waiting for them to break out into a choreographed dance routine and reveal that they were attached to strings and start singing "bye,bye,bye". it was pathetic to say the least. i mean i feel bad for dissing them and all, and im happy for them because they are so popular and successful...but their image right now is just breaking my heart. so me and kyleigh were like "f this s...we're pe@cing out". we go to the lobby where the merch is and in passing i notice that the bassist from p!atd was standing there talking to some peeps. so i wanted to introduce myself and tell him how much i liked them and their performance. so i kind of interrupt and shake his hand and say "i just wanted to let you know that you guys were awesome". and he says "thanks man i really appreciate it". then i start to wake away and he kind of grabs my arm and he was like "actually, can you talk to me for a little while. this girl right here is drunk and she just put her hand down my pants and touched my dick. she keeps calling me gerard from my chemical romance." no sooner did he say that then this girl leaned in towards me and goes "do you know who this is?...its Gerard from my chemical romance!!! sing helena gerard!" so i rescue the bassist from p!atd and me and him and kyleigh go outside and are talking for awhile. he was a really nice guy and agreed that fall out boy was lame. anyways, a fat girl passed out...a guy fell of a ladder while attempting to pack up a light in the lobby. it was a fun night, caugh the rest of sell out boy's set and went home where i currently am now. that was the most of it.

p.s.-i would like to mention that my girlfriend is my savior and is incredible and without her tonight would have been lonely and sucky. i love you.

young_funny_guy @ 2005-09-25T08:25:00

2005-09-25T12:25:32Z

Leave your name and
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST.

breaking stereotypes...

2005-09-11T15:43:17Z

whoever said that white boys can't jump didn't know me. Doug gotz hopz. Doug likes boobs. Doug gotz fanz. Me and Kristie decided that i can jump over the equivalent of two midgets stacked on top of each other...which is fucking impressive if i say so myself.

i gots me a haircut.

2005-09-09T20:22:15Z

I got a haircut as you can see...I'm not sure what I think of it yet. Comment and let me know what you think.

this was lots of fun

2005-09-04T14:34:44Z

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet tiigermilk? at school.
2.~What would you do if you had never met 123__elementary? kill myself
3.~What do you honestly think of whorshaveiteasy? i think that she is the most amazing person i have ever met...she is ridiculously beautiful and one of the nicest people i have ever met...and i love her more than anything.
4.~Would or did tiigermilk and bstkptsecretx3 go out? i think so.
5.~Have you ever liked stacey410? no, i hate her.
6.~If carnages died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? i like your hair.
7.~Would jomocha and _humanpollution make a good couple? oh yeah, a hot lesbo couple.
8.~Describe __anyonewilldo in 3 words: faggoty fag faggot.
9.~Do you think the_wait666 is hot? i think he is gorgeous
10.~Would carnages and imperfect_el make a lovely couple? indeed, they are both small.
11.~What do you think of when you see bstkptsecretx3? a bandana...lol at that one.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about _humanpollution: umm...she...uhh...likes cats.
13.~Do you know any of _421's family members? lots of them.
14.~What's tiigermilk's favorite color? pink for pussy, you lesbian.
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is tiigermilk? _anyonewilldo says 10
16.~What would you do if cymbal_taa just professed their undying love for you? hit her with her cymbal and her incredibly large marching band hat that needs a suitcase to be carried in...i have a girlfriend, JEEZ!!
17.~What language does tiigermilk speak? lesbian
18.~Who is _a_d_e_l_i_a going out with? some kid, i forgot his name.
19.~Is lynsobica a boy or a girl? girl
20.~Would tiigermilk and cymbal_taa make a good couple? umm...i think they would hit it off
21.~Who do you think juicyfruit21 would be great with from this list? _humanpollution
22.~When was the last time you talked to the_wait666? at school on wednesday i think
23.~What is stacey410's favorite band? i dont know, maybe say anything...or fall out boy?
24.~Does jomocha have any siblings? golfo...lol...sorry, no offense.
25.~Would you ever date _421? no
26.~Would you ever date __anyonewilldo? no
27.~Is juicyfruit21 single? who knows with that girl?
28.~What is tiigermilk's last name? washington
29.~What is tiigermilk's middle name? rugmuncher
30~What is whorshaveiteasy's fantasy? my sexy body on top of her...i fulfill her fantasy quite often
31.~Where does lynsobica live? michigan state currently
32.~Would you make out with tiigermilk? no
33.~Are 123__elementary and _421 best friends? yes and cousins.
34.~Does __anyonewilldo like tiigermilk? YES....get it together you two.
35.~How did you meet tiigermilk? you already asked me this question you douschebags.
36.~Is the_wait666 older than you? no
37.~Is imperfect_el the sexiest person alive? no whorshaveiteasy is.

young_funny_guy @ 2005-08-30T17:50:00

2005-08-30T21:56:11Z

ok, so today was the first day of school and to sum up the day i would have to say that school blows big cock. i mean that may seem harsh, but im putting it nicely. i have no good classes besides ppi. my teachers are all giant bags of dousche. i hate approximately every person in everyone of my classes. so i came to the conclusion that i am going to sever all ties that i have with these people in my classes(except sam and alan) and strictly focus on my work to get this year over with. i look around school and i can only imagine the body count if i was crazy enough to carry out the thoughts in my mind.

the only thing that preserved this day was my amazing girlfriend who made me feel alot better just by talking to me...its crazy how much she means to me.

stacey isnt in any of my classes which means i fail pre calc and i dont have a friend in 4 out of the 6 classes that i have.

So...hurray for starting school.

p.s.-blow me.

story telling

2005-08-25T19:02:17Z

So me and kiel went to go some errands. So we gets ta drivin' and then we see that there is a traffic
. So Kiel is all like oh , , it. And i'm like it's o. So kiel tries and doesnt look where he is going and ends up ing this dude. But the guy is all like it's all guys i'm not even upset.

The End (not really)-if you can understand this story, props to you. if not, ask me and i shall tell you.

P.s.- leigh.

survey, i stole it from Lyn Dawg aka LC aka lynsobica.

2005-08-13T13:16:37Z

p.s.(pre-script)-how the hell does my icon represent embarrassment? sorry, dumb question, i flash different vibrant colors when I am embarrassed...which doesnt come in real handy seeing as though I have epilepsy...so whenever I am embarrassed, I also have a seizure.

I would put a link to this so anyone who wasnt interested did not have to scroll through it all, but honestly, i just dont know how to...also, let me know if you notice an overall theme for my answers.

The last person that...

1. Slept in your bed: Me…and the last person besides me would be Kyleigh.
2. Saw you cry: ?
3. Made you cry: Kyleigh
4. You went to the movies with: Kyleigh
5. You went to the mall with: my mom

Have You Ever...

1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: hell yes
2. Got in a fight with your pet: a feud…maybe an argument
3. Been to California: no
4. Been to Mexico: no…dirty
5. Been to China: no…I hate asians
6. Been to Canada: yes, unfortunately.
7. Been to Europe: no
8. Danced naked: no pants dance and by myself
9. Wish you were the opposite sex: all the time

1. Do you have a crush on someone: I don’t think it’s considered a crush anymore.
2. What book are you reading now: I cant read.
3. Worst feeling in the world: socks with no elastic
4. Future KIDS names: Jerry, Jack, Bobby, Angel.
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, I sleep with a stuffed pillow.
6. What's under your bed: there is only one item under my bed besides carpet, and those close to me know what it is.
7. Favorite sports to watch: skateboarding or football.
10. Do you drink: juice and water…so, yes.
11. What are you most scared of: losing my girlfriend.
12. Where do you want to get married: anywhere as long as we are nude.
13. Who do you really hate: in order to not have anyone get mad at me, im going to go safe and say “creepy gross”.
14. Do you have a job: indeed
15. Do you like being around people: I am a people person, but large crowds annoy me.
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: my girlfriend, but apparently she is either blind or mentally insane, so I got my chance anyway.
17. Have you ever cried: yeah, but not recently
18. Are you lonely right now: in a sense, I am all alone in my computer room.
19. Song that's stuck in your head: No Rain by Blind Melon.

1. Been in love: currently.
2. Played strip poker: yes, with kyleigh and once I played strip bullshit in the 7th grade, but all the boys cheated so the girls had to roll their sleeves up…very sexy.
3. Gotten beaten up: umm…not really
4. Done an all nighter: I used to stay up and read Goosebumps in my closet with Jeffrey by flashlight, but oddly enough, that was before I came out of the closet.
5. Been on radio/tv: yes, I was on the morning news crew for Brace Lederle Elementary.
6. Been in a mosh-pit: yes.
7. do you have any gay/lesbian friends: umm, I have some suspicions aka Kiel and Jeffrey…but Jasmine is lesbian, we arent the greatest friends…p.s.-I hate fags name Phillip.
8. Skinny dipped: umm…maybe if I had the balls to…or if I had a bigger penis.

In the last 24 Hours have you...

1. Cried: nope, I was close during “Four Brothers” which by the way is an amazing movie.
2. Bought something: movie tickets.
3. Gotten sick: currently am ill, but im always “sick”
4. Sung: when I washed my hair last night, I serenaded myself for a short while.
5. Been kissed: I gave my baby some “smooches” yesterday. P.s.-she is an amazing kisser.
6. Had sex: no, but almost.
7. Felt stupid: of course…I’m dumb.
8. missed someone: I miss Kyleigh whenever we arent together.
9. Hugged someone: yes, guess who.
10. Gotten hurt: umm…I slit my wrists like 2 minutes ago, but it doesn’t hurt that bad.

young_funny_guy @ 2005-07-22T12:26:00

2005-07-22T16:36:07Z

I know it has been quite a long time since I updated, but I feel like i'm in the mood. Recently, I have been listening to the Hot Hot Heat cd and i love it. The album is amazing but I guess that the guys in Triple H had to make up for the fact that they are probably the ugliest people alive. I also really enjoy Bear Vs. Shark and Kane Hodder, my musical tastes have been evolving and im all for it. Me and Kiel have become addicted to Texas Hold 'Em and it is borderline pathetic, to be quite honest. My relationship with Kyleigh is at an all time high. We have never gotten along so well and i love her more now then ever before. Everything we do now just seems so perfect and anyone can see how right we are for each other and how much love we have for one another. kyleigh...i love you with my heart and my soul....and my testicles. well, i think i pretty much covered anything important that has occured in my life.

<3 Young Funny Guy 150

Accidents Happen

2005-05-05T00:30:18Z

so, I was out to eat tonight with my mom and my sister to celebrate being incredibly intelligent...and I start talking about what would happen if I accidentally got Kyleigh pregnant. which proved to be a mistake...my mom goes, "I would have to think about it. About whether I would let you stay in my house or not." I knew she was kidding but I said, "That's good to know." No sooner did I say those words than she said "You know Doug, you were an accident." !!!!!WwwwwwHATTT? What did you say? Yeah thats right peeps, I am a motherfucking accident. If it weren't for "The Sponge" being a horendous contraceptive, I would not be here right now. good to know that my mother referred to me as her "favorite boo-boo" more than once this evening...thats a pretty amazing feeling. but anyways, things are good. I am a little disappointed in the new Fall Out Boy album, i wont lie. But it is still spectacular, just not as good as the first. And I love Kyleigh very much as you probably know.

Peace Out

My Mother's Favorite Boo Boo

I love you Kyleigh

2005-04-03T21:50:59Z

Me and my girlfriend are just too hott to handle. We had alot of fun today doing beautiful things. That is all.

I, Douglas Christopher Labadie, have the hottest girlfriend. ever.

2005-03-29T19:59:54Z

So, being as though Douglas Labadie never updates his journal anymore, he has assigned the coveted opportunity of an update to me, Kyleigh (aka the girlfriend). So here is whats been going on.

*Doug got a pet mouse yesterday, on accident. He goes by the name of Stewie, and I hear that he is quite adorable.
*He (doug, not stewie) has been listening to the new FOB stuff, and he likes it a lot.
*We spent Easter together, and we played cards. And then later, I watched as Doug, Kiel, Ryan & Kiel's other cousin Brian played Frisbee. And I was the judge of their high-jump contest.
*Doug is at work as I update this, and later he is coming over
*I'm running out of things to put in here
*I had Julie Cooper-Nickle hair yesterday.
*I love you douglas, and I hope that this journal entry wasn't too lame. Because I have to pee really badly right now so I'm kind of jumpy.

Your a cheeky puppy.

Love,

Kyleigh

young_funny_guy @ 2005-03-19T19:38:00

2005-03-20T00:41:13Z

That is one sexy bitch, if i do say so myself...and i do.

An Eye Exam at the Roxbury

2005-02-25T16:05:58Z

I got my eyes examed yesterday and it turns out that the guy who is showing me lenses and frames is none other then chris kattan. the entire time, he was following me around bobbing his head and he kept asking me if i wanted to buy some cookies. it was getting really annoying. but i saw past that because he is famous and all. i did the dane cook joke when you point at the menu at a restaurant and ordered something that isnt on the menu to make the employees feel retarded. i did to some foreign woman at subway and it was amazing. she already cant speak our language. i felt bad because she felt stupid...but she deserved it, go back to your country.

matilda...

2005-02-20T05:24:11Z

i was told by a certain really awesome girlfriend of mine that there are at least 4 girls that throw shotput for the track and field team. i was unaware of this statistic...i thought that the only girl to throw shotput was the infamous Trunchbull...aka dictator from Matilda...i regret to inform you that I have seen Matilda about 5 times. i know this is sad, but what are you gonna do about you, huh? make my day.

In the words of a Crunchem Hall chant inspired by young Matilda "Go Brucey".

I'm out.

breaking news motherfuckers

2005-02-20T04:49:09Z

like the title says, i have some huge breaking news to share with you fuckers. ME AND KYLEIGH MARIE CLARK ARE OFFICIALLY BACK TOGETHER...yeah, thats right, eat your hearts out all you other girls who want me...the whole none of you. i know all of you are so disappointed because you want my ass...but im sorry im off the market. move on to your next unsuspecting livejournal victims. i will still post some pretty hilarious shit, but thats just in my nature.

pe@ce

the man behind the madness...

2005-02-19T04:47:09Z

that kid is hott...there is no denying it. hot like fire...yeah fire is appropriate.

security guards are gay to the max...yeah i said it.

2005-02-19T03:06:20Z

so, tonight was fun...except i was violently exposed to the fact that security guards are gay. the security guards main purpose in life is to make mine miserable. i would feel really cool also if i get my job because i am girthier than your average mall-walker. come on you chubby, spikey haired, wanna-be cop...let innocent hacky sackers such as myself be free. quit trying to hold us down because our mad skills are way more intense than anything you possess. i also realized that people are fucking rude. they say todays youth is rude and obnoxious but that isnt true because yesterdays youth(old people) are in fact the ones that are rude. I said "have a good evening" to every person exiting Laurel Park Place tonight and the nicest comment i received in return was "i will", and that was one of the few who even acknowledged me. fuck you...you old unhappy people. you and the security guards should form an alliance because you both are insanely jealous of how cool doug labadie and kiel mackler are. i only have one thing to say to you fuckers...three simple words...suck it, bitches. ok...so...i know a girl, she goes by the name of kyleigh marie clark...you may know her. she is incredibly gorgeous and has a great sense of humor...aka my ex(future?)girlfriend. i just thought i would add that in there so that all you livejournal devotees got a feel for just how awesome she is.

p.s.-my lip still hurts.

p.s.s.-my belly button is like a chinese finger trap, except smelly and not asian...also not embroidered.